What is up hippies? This is the part where we talk about taking care of a tree. Or maintaining it. Or we just talk about trees in general. This is a fine old time and if we get any more green than this, we might turn into a leprechaun or a freaking nature spirit. No, this is not a PSA for plants or something, get out of here. We are here to fangirl about Tree Pruning Charlotte NC.
Alright. First things first, we need to pick a girly wood to work on. They will need our help since their beauty is kind of high class so which are the ones on the list? Who is in charge of picking the tree? Janice, are you in charge?
Okay, but analogy or whatever you want to call it. But you get the point. Those logs are amazing and they need caring for. They might grow up to be beautiful already but we need to keep them that way or else they lose control and literally take over the world.
A world taken over by trees. Now that does not sound like a bad idea. It would be equal parts nice and horrible but hey. Optimism, right? We will be talking about nature so we should be jolly.
Dark Hedges. Are they even real trees or are they something out of a video game? Or a horror movie? Look at them, man. They barely count as prune worthy. These things look like they could eat a child and spit out his bones right on the street. Is it even safe to walk the road they so clearly claim as their territory?
Now, we have Wisteria. Talk about something you can only see in books or movies. And games. This one is really hard to maintain but it will not matter because the writer is biased and this is the most beautiful tree in the world. Its leaves and flowers fall like purple and pink waterfalls above your head. Walking under that majesty will feel like a dream. A dream, we tell you.
Dracarys. No, that is not the next name of our model. This bark is called Dragonblood and if you get that reference, you are an awesome person and good luck to us all next year when its season finale burns us. Back to this tree, true to the name it got, it is uncontrollable. Have fun pruning something that seeps out red sap whenever it is injured.
Banyan Tree? We really need to hire a new staff here. Are we looking at a tree or something green that came out of hell? Those branches look like arms trying to reach for everything good in the world. We cannot and will not groom that. Go home.
You know what? Never mind all this. Go and have a stroll in Oregon. They have a Maple tunnel that sheds their leaves all the time. It is like walking on a forever fall image we can only find in games. Its beauty is too much to handle. This tunnel looked like it could go on for miles.
Alright. First things first, we need to pick a girly wood to work on. They will need our help since their beauty is kind of high class so which are the ones on the list? Who is in charge of picking the tree? Janice, are you in charge?
Okay, but analogy or whatever you want to call it. But you get the point. Those logs are amazing and they need caring for. They might grow up to be beautiful already but we need to keep them that way or else they lose control and literally take over the world.
A world taken over by trees. Now that does not sound like a bad idea. It would be equal parts nice and horrible but hey. Optimism, right? We will be talking about nature so we should be jolly.
Dark Hedges. Are they even real trees or are they something out of a video game? Or a horror movie? Look at them, man. They barely count as prune worthy. These things look like they could eat a child and spit out his bones right on the street. Is it even safe to walk the road they so clearly claim as their territory?
Now, we have Wisteria. Talk about something you can only see in books or movies. And games. This one is really hard to maintain but it will not matter because the writer is biased and this is the most beautiful tree in the world. Its leaves and flowers fall like purple and pink waterfalls above your head. Walking under that majesty will feel like a dream. A dream, we tell you.
Dracarys. No, that is not the next name of our model. This bark is called Dragonblood and if you get that reference, you are an awesome person and good luck to us all next year when its season finale burns us. Back to this tree, true to the name it got, it is uncontrollable. Have fun pruning something that seeps out red sap whenever it is injured.
Banyan Tree? We really need to hire a new staff here. Are we looking at a tree or something green that came out of hell? Those branches look like arms trying to reach for everything good in the world. We cannot and will not groom that. Go home.
You know what? Never mind all this. Go and have a stroll in Oregon. They have a Maple tunnel that sheds their leaves all the time. It is like walking on a forever fall image we can only find in games. Its beauty is too much to handle. This tunnel looked like it could go on for miles.
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